It's a good damned joke, he'll give you that; nobody appreciates gallows humor like a Warden. Theron is smirking without really meaning to and— oh, are you really this easy then, Mahariel?
Well, of course he is. That's how he gets into his more interesting troubles, after all.
"Rivain," He repeats, a little bemused. You're an odd one, "Everything from here east into the sea is Rivain. You go south for a few weeks you'll get to Dairsmurd, which you won't want to, because they'll call for the Templars and have your head. East is two kinds of ocean, unless you want to follow the road, which—" He gestures, a loose, open-palmed gesture to indicate the aforementioned chopping, "And all that'll get you is Antiva, eventually...Which is... I mean, it's a lot of Assassins, and they're not exactly nicer about the horned demon-man look."
Which is to say: welcome to Thedas.
"Sounds like you're even farther from home than I am. My name's Mahariel, I'm a Grey Warden. Why don't you sit down for a minute, and we'll work this out?"
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Date: 2025-12-29 03:31 am (UTC)Well, of course he is. That's how he gets into his more interesting troubles, after all.
"Rivain," He repeats, a little bemused. You're an odd one, "Everything from here east into the sea is Rivain. You go south for a few weeks you'll get to Dairsmurd, which you won't want to, because they'll call for the Templars and have your head. East is two kinds of ocean, unless you want to follow the road, which—" He gestures, a loose, open-palmed gesture to indicate the aforementioned chopping, "And all that'll get you is Antiva, eventually...Which is... I mean, it's a lot of Assassins, and they're not exactly nicer about the horned demon-man look."
Which is to say: welcome to Thedas.
"Sounds like you're even farther from home than I am. My name's Mahariel, I'm a Grey Warden. Why don't you sit down for a minute, and we'll work this out?"